More Bogumil quality dog pile Lp graphics


More Bogumil quality dog pile Lp graphics and so fast! I hit the jackpot just this last weekend, when he was kindly provided by the producer of potatoes in Poland Motherload English crappy LP and covers. Read it and weep fellow collectors. I will win. enjoy

Really terrible skills crayola, special needs, special skills.
Really terrible skills crayola, special needs, special skills.
Details from Black and white minstrel Lp. Bring back 70s, bring back Blyton, bring back gollywog jam, all is forgiven.
Details from Black and white minstrel Lp. Bring back 70s, bring back Blyton, bring back gollywog jam, all is forgiven.
Honky Tonkin' with long line of classic Honky Tonkers, Meade Lux Lewis, Pine Top Perkins and even Jank Williams, pure class.
Honky Tonkin’ with long line of classic Honky Tonkers, Meade Lux Lewis, Pine Top Perkins and even Jank Williams, pure class.
Detail of below.
Detail of below.
Binary digits Gypsy music all this analog LP, why digital advertising such thing 80s. Dates wonderful.
Binary digits Gypsy music all this analog LP, why digital advertising such thing 80s? Dates wonderful.
Will Glahe, German Accordion soundsystemic against Jimmy 'The Hand-Shand, with Scottish Accordionne favourites. Right on.
Will Glahe, German Accordion soundsystemic against Jimmy ‘The Hand’ Shand, with Scottish Accordionne favourites. Right on.
Studyy picture carefully, and more, ? Patrick Moore bro?
Studyy picture carefully, and more, ? Patrick Moore bro?
Jimmy 'The Hand Shandy' Shand, with his Wanketron!
Jimmy ‘The Hand Shandy’ Shand, with his Wanketron!
It'll put hair on your palms darlings, just not on your head!
It’ll put hair on your palms darlings, just not on your head!
Whe must be surprised, Mummy not tell her 4 Hawaiian ladies visit on Wedding night with slide guitar and invitation to dance.
Whe must be surprised, Mummy not tell her 4 Hawaiian ladies visit on Wedding night with slide guitar and invitation to dance.
One of my worse, wonderful.
One of my worse, wonderful.
Heat Seekers. yes Heat Seeking Shitsilles!
Heat Seekers. Yes Heat Seeking Shitsilles!
Harry Secombe, Secombe and destroy, tasteless money grabbing Goon!
Harry Secombe, Secombe and destroy, tasteless money grabbing Goon!
Pop of the Tits? Pop of the Tops? And twisty too!
Pop of the Tits? Pop of the Tops? And twisty too!
I not want look of Love from Liberace, it is look of desperate old man, desperate and bum squeezer.
I not want look of Love from Liberace, it is look of desperate old man, desperate and bum squeezer.
If you are gonna airbrush photo, make worse? Or maybe she was train wreck before perhaps porbablies?
If you are gonna airbrush photo, make worse? Or maybe she was train wreck before perhaps porbablies?
Alfons Bauer and his tower of Power, and occassional German porno golden shower..
Alfons Bauer and his tower of Power, and occassional German porno golden shower..
Dolly Mixture, yes of madness and psychosis.
Dolly Mixture, yes of madness and psychosis.
Well Hello..
Well Hello..
I roar like sexy Boar at you from hedge, Raaaawwwwrrrgrrrr...
I roar like sexy Boar at you from hedge, Raaaawwwwrrrgrrrr…
Too nice, nice, stylish. Too nice for this place.
Too nice, nice, stylish. Too nice for this place.
The Key to life is the big one you always get on your 21st birthday.
The Key to life is the big one you always get on your 21st birthday.
Goonie!
Goonie!
Miki and Griff like a spliff, and playing hippy chase in tree land..
Miki and Griff like a spliff, and playing hippy chase in tree land..

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I want Record Shelving, something for my Lps and singles!


Ikea Expedit?

NOTE Ikea Expedit NOW UNAVAILABLE, AN EQUIVALENT WE ARE TOLD IS KALLAX – General opinion is that this new range will cope with records too. but i would personally excercise some caution.

I recently moved and needed to find storage for Lps, 12″ 10″ and 7″ singles that had been up in the Attic way too long.

I posted on a few forums and did some research, settling on the Ikea Expedit range as a possible answer to my storage woes; then I had my interest in the range confirmed by a number of people who like me are music obsessives. They too had either thought of purchasing or already had bought this shelving from Ikea for their collections.

Reasons to be cheerful?

Here are some reasons why this might work for you; 15″x15″ cubes (perfect for 12″ records), a 4×4 or 5×5 cube option, delivery of the flat packs by Ikea, a pretty easy build, which you could try on your own, but is better with two and a good look and finish.

Each cube is rated to take approximately 75Lps, though actually you could fit more in each 15″x15″ ‘hole’. Friends tell me that they have completely filled their shelves and the units have stayed solid over time, so you could, and I emphasise ‘could’ consider loading them up if your collection demands.

Putting them together is, pretty easy. At least I, and I’m not some drill toting DIY’er found it so.

They fix to the wall to prevent death and disaster and once they are, are very solid. Until that moment they like trying to to turn themselves into a parralellogram, so wall fixing is essential. Though they include what ammounts to a disclaimer in their instructions, they DO include brackets with your shelves’ ‘kit’.

They are not expensive and if you take the time to work out what they would cost you purely in materials let alone the time in design and construction, you’ll want to go for the buy it now option. Your wallet will probably agree as yet again Ikea sell lower than you could imagine and to boot they have a very nice finish quality for the money you’ll be paying.

Reasons to be tearful?

The delivery charge in the UK at £35 is a tad high I feel, considering the probablility that as large a corporation as Ikea most certainly is, they’d have other deliveries pretty close by and could ‘share’ those costs around a bit better.

When constructing mine, there were some minor defects. A small part of the lamination on a shelf had been dented and pushed up, most likely in manufacture; if I’d been really smart I could have hidden this by flipping the shelf and placing it the other way round, thus placing the ‘dent’ underneath and at the back of the shelf, unfortunately I didn’t. Doh!

Biggest Worry – Also and much more importantly, on one of the load bearing side panels some of the holes (3-4) prepared to receive the pegs from the shelving levels were not drilled properly and so the pegs move around within the holes designed to receive them; this means that they will not function properly in their load bearing capacity and if you are only shelving heavy vinyl records, this is most definately a concern.

Record Collecting ~ Vinyl penis envy?


There will always be a bloke ’round the corner with a bigger record collection than you’ve got, so what’s it all about Alfie?

I get so bored with all the machismatic posturing amongst male record collectors. In the Hall of Musical Kings they brag of their conquests at all night sessions of self congratulatory vinyl stroking onanism, bleary eyed, sat in front of message boards for the middling fat these confirmed left hand mouse users and compulsive disorderlies forget the first law of collecting. It should always be about the music, never about some distorted vision of ownership!

Don’t be frightened of Jamaican music collectors

I remember when I started to collect Jamaican music, all on my lonesome, those first few re-issues via Trojan’s mail order, a few Lps I could find around the place, then a tune from a guy’s website, then another tune, then eBay and all the time finding my own way. It was therefore with some trepidation that I made my first contact with a ‘scene’ and enrolled on a Reggae music message board. There I found a suspicious welcome and a lot of snobbery. However after the settling in period and a while spent merely observing, upon the free admittance that I was a new boy on the block everyone was very very helpful and friendly. I continue to find out a great deal and hopefully now offer some information via this sort of thing, and they aren’t as frightening as you’d think the first time you drop by. The further you climb up to the top of the ‘Reggae Supremo’ charts the friendlier these people get too, with less to defend than their smaller collectioned penised counterparts, those that have experienced this wonderful musical genre first hand are ready willing and able to share their knowledge and experiences. Of course, anyone who really loves a music and all it entails is only ever going to want to promote that music, to whomsoever, whenever.

But why does the madness start?

In a fit of peer pressure induced crazyness sometime in the early 1990s, having turned up on an invite to play some Reggae tunes at an evening friends had organised, I let myself be embarrassed by a group of ‘one up on you‘ vinyl addicts and the result has been that over a decade and a half later I can’t stop buying 7″ singles. I turned up clutching a selection of Cds in my sweaty little novice collecting palms only to be made very aware that if you wanted to consider yourself a real collector of Jamaican music this just wasn’t going to be good enough, only something with a matrix number on would suffice and I have to admit here that for once in my life I bent to another’s will and began collecting vinyl, having listened to it avidly as a young ‘un this wasn’t a great sacrifice, but I’ve never quite forgiven myself for giving in to their playground bullying. Still I can now feel relaxed at the prospect of being faced with their withering looks once gain, because I own a copy of DSR 9142a and other records like jblp 004 and TS-7483 and I know things, things that are so secret that they’ll never appear in a book by David Katz.

Der Blues

Once upon a time, while others were discovering Adam Ant and Antmusic, New Romanticism and therefore Shitemusic I was busy listening to and I guess by default ‘collecting’ Country Blues, at the age of 14 I’m proud to say that I was a musical loner and I guess I will always be disappointed in myself for letting someone else’s bigotry control how I listened and how I ‘collected’ music. Perhaps that’s the real reason for this article… I’m just angry about something.

Why the hell bother?

So many people that I now come into contact with seem to forget why the hell they started collecting, they started, I hope, because it was music they were first and foremostly interested in and the music led them up and down a path of buying records and then putting them somewhere, a record rack, a box, an attic. Later on, someone might turn to them and say ‘hey that pile of records is quite a collection’ and only at this point, with someone else’s qualification did they realise that by some mysterious osmotic process, noted only by others, that they had become a ‘Collector’. Others of course set out to collect and are not led to this moment by a musically enquiring nature. Instead they are led by some faintly mild medical problem, one my wife would describe as a form of mild Autism, Asperger’s Syndrome. She has a theory that all men are mildly Aspergers and that collecting is a trait of the mildly Aspergered, the medical website I’ve just looked at would seem to suggest that’s she’s not far off the mark! Actually to be fair, it’s just that some collect as if it were a game of trophies, often, as a result playing songs that would make a strangled cat having it’s testes minced sound tuneful and others find out that they’ve got a rare tune when that well worn sublimely beautiful single of Lloyd Robinson’s ‘The Worm’ sells for some silly amount to a Japanese collector on eBay.

Dance To The Music?!

Ultimately I have to say that I think the point of much Jamaican music (which is my own collecting habit of the last decade or so) is that it provides a floor upon which to dance… it’s good time music, music to move to and not music to regard under the microscopic tweezers of a beady eye and a database of matrices.  I’ve been to a number of ”Dances” and here I use that term loosely where rare tunes are played and fat blokes stand around scratching their chins to the music instead of moving their feet…

‘oi Dave, is that Lester Sterling’s first cut to Reggae In The Wind? Sounds like a different cut to me… p’raps it’s a Pre-release of it and it subsequently got a remix before the release on GAS.’ (Actually I have to say at this point that having constructed this pretend discussion for the purposes of illuminating the general collectors overall failing as a true music lover, I now find myself more than half interested in hearing the answer to this question!)

There’s nothing wrong with loving records

It didn’t take very long and I was falling in love with the object, as much as the music, the label, the look, the smell, the colour, the muck and oil typically found in the grooves of a Jamaican tune,… but I never let myself forget that the reason I was there in the first place was the music and it was that which was to be pursued. I have rare tunes in my collection but most if not all of them are worth listening to. I don’t keep them in a bank vault, I don’t hold back from including them on my radio show or putting them on a compilation for fear of de-valuing them.

Here are some websites worth checking out –

http://www.xs4all.nl/~tapirs/

http://jamaicanlabelart.com/

http://s7.zetaboards.com/PAMA_FORUM/index/

http://www.dancecrasher.co.uk/blog/

http://www.bloodandfire.co.uk/db/index.php

http://www.roots-archives.com/

http://bigmikeydread.podomatic.com/