Bogumil, more record indulgences of shit artwork


Hi guys it’s been a while, but I’m here again with a few more indulgences vinyl to thrill you all. There was a bit of dried shit quality records for purchase in the last year or so, perhaps the source of these beautiful objects dries. Old people are dying and leaving their copies of Jim Reeves in the local charity shops, and the old people quickly dissappearing to release their grip on the sound of privileged young people with better taste. However, I found a few, I hope you enjoy them.

I love Bogumil.

 Hi I'm George Zamfir, I can toot on his beautiful pipes?

Hi I’m George Zamfir, I can toot on his beautiful pipes?
Why are these Seekers not roll down the hill, they are indeed gravitationally another job, I think that maybe they are. Pop music can do the most wonderful things.
Why are these Seekers not roll down the hill, they are indeed gravitationally another job, I think that maybe they are. Pop music can do the most wonderful things, and some shitty ones too. These are the shitty ones.
Gracie Fields, reffered to often by the British as the "Our Gracie," Bogumil not know why, to be honest I would disown her if she was mine, but as you can see from this example that mouth she eats people for lunch. Munch munch.
Gracie Fields, reffered to often by the British as the “Our Gracie,” Bogumil not know why, to be honest I would disown her if she was mine, but as you can see from this example that mouth she eats people for lunch. Munch munch.
Sex Swing Yum
Sex Swing Yum
Mrs. Barf by its appearance. So cruel viewers church, so cruel.
Mrs. Barf by its appearance. So cruel viewers church, so cruel.
Pathetic really.
Pathetic really.
In Yetties, slightly less attractive than Prog Rock Band Sasquatch were amongs the most pretentious and ugly groups in history, certainly a great group of nausea.
In Yetties, slightly less attractive than Prog Rock Band Sasquatch were amongs the most pretentious and ugly groups in history, certainly a great group of nausea.
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Bogumil Lattest Find


Bogumil Yes!

Hi Bogumil here collector of ancient English, which is English, as in the UK, England, land of the brave Romanians home, I havve to find some more recent and great LP covers for your enjoyment.
have a very merry Christmas style English, Polish Potato Joy gift!
have a very merry Christmas style English, Polish Potato Joy gift!
oh joy, ohhh special needs, oh oh no, oh combustible corsage, oh oh.. third degree burning!
oh joy, ohhh special needs, oh oh no, oh combustible corsage, oh oh.. third degree burning!

 

It's like this man is Vietnam verteran, crazy on Polish potato wine, you must be crazy to record a deck of cards for the second time!
It’s like this man is Vietnam verteran, crazy on Polish potato wine, you must be crazy to record a deck of cards for the second time!
scrub your windows, tarmac your drive?
scrub your windows, tarmac your drive?
this will be putting hairs on your chest,.. oh sorry migration to chin..
this will be putting hairs on your chest,.. oh sorry migration to chin..
008
Fivepenny Penis, not Piece!
009
Joint first place winners of Polish Potoato Whiskey drinking competition 1972, what you think you lookin at?
Boss eyed George, country classics, unlike painting, not classic, just very poor effort on part of part time tractor driver, Sergei Ramzonnonoff
Boss eyed George, country classics, unlike painting, not classic, just very poor effort on part of part time tractor driver, Sergei Ramzonnonoff

Bogumil – Album Cover Art Super Bad More and Agains


Bogumil Says:

‘Hello again, so it’s time for another comment on your favorite off the awful cover art critic, Bogumil. How many of you already know that I’m a Polish gentleman who collects LP with works of art truly shite and puts them on here – ‘Traces Musical’ with permission for you all to enjoy.

Again, although this time I was recently on a new trip to England, where he focused on collecting in the south east of the country again and this time they have come up with some doozies! Namely, Will Conrad and West Lps (of which I hope at least one copy of the guideline in if I find a place), and the upper reservoir of the last Lp joyfullness see. Enjoy, as they say in the best Polish restaurant, as you begin to eat boiled carp fish.’

Will Conrad, wondering where it is in this sense, you know? Answers on a postcard please Bogumil, located near the Potato, Poland.
Read sign, tell me please?
Another cover of Lp by Will Conrad and the West, these boys have to be famous, so where are they now? Scraping the dung to a local farmer? Wonderful drawing skills.
Accordion band, or a mental escape people? You decide.
When a man has a florid face and too jovial way, it usually indicates that something is terribly wrong, do not you think? Leaning also, same angle guitar and tree and guy, work of genius!!
Wow, oh to be strong Polish moustacche man on the bus after the ceremony the girls after work drink.
We'll meet again, and I know where, at the Central facelift, contractors budget wrinkle in Warsaw.
Auntie Vera, wartime spirit. Much sexual activity in older ladies, no lie!
In Poland, every night is party night. I'll drink potato vodka all night ... all night!
Mrs. Mills was a good horse, and donkey, the most reliable and musically Showoff. Pissed, always.
Engelbert Humperdinck, really his name? He will soon be representing Great Britain in the Eurovision Song Contest ... Nil points for name and then lips that look like chicken's bum crack.
Have not I always thought Acker Bilk's name sounded like a man vommitting? In this case, you probably saw the cover of Lp!
Looks like they found the secret of fashion victims Garden Blue Peter!
Pobierz swoje dziecko tank top, masz pociągnął!

A final note from Bogumil

Rumors reached me that some of my words are getting confused when I use Google translate, it is unfortunate, but nothing I can do in this situation. I asked Google to improve the translation quality, but sadly to say that currently have no plans to even bother to think about Poland at all ever.

Please accept my apologies, and until next time, ma wspaniałe życie.

Bogumił.

Studio One Lp Cover Art Book from Soul Jazz


Collected for your viewing pleasure

Just out from Soul Jazz, most recent purveyors of all that is Studio One related in the UK (music and otherwise) comes this coffee table booky wook, collecting some of the covers from Studio One’s catalogue for your viewing pleasure, though if you collect the Lps, you’ll have a significant amount of the artwork already.

No surprise there then?

It’s nice to have and there are a few you may not have seen before, such as the Tabernacle Gospel Lp covers or the Sri Chimnoy Lp (now legendary as a rarity) but there isn’t a lot here to stun an enthusiast for the label. Frankly that’s been the case with most of Soul Jazz’s output of Studio One material musically and so it is visually, also.

Odd

They (SJ) I think have missed a complete trick, in that on occasion they mention the sleeve notes and quote from them, they could have included many more, for the quirky nature of them are well-known and often amusing or enlightening. Including the cover of the Lp Pirates Choice (which has never it seems been reproduced as anything but a muddy turdish greeny brown of a poorly registered example of what NOT to do if you are a Litho printer) seems odd too. There are more Lps they could have chosen from, with more to offer the viewer, casual or otherwise.

I hoped for more

There is no logic or rhyme to the choices made and to the inclusion of some of the more recent Lp covers, which have little or no individually distinctive style whatsoever.

The forward by Steve Barrow is little more than yet another introductory level run through of Jamaican music history, though generally accurate for all that and still an engaging read for the newly converted. Though it should be mentioned that no Mento was ever to my knowledge released by Tewari on Down-Beat, only on sister label Caribou.

 

Bogumil and his rekordowych zbiorów of shitty records


My Holidays

Hello everyones, I, Bogumil and I was lucky to have met so many great Lps shitty this time on a big spending spree for the purchase of Bexhill On Sea, East Sussex England. Every year, my wife has her mustache and plan your vacation around a visit to the European center of excellence for the record collection and turn this summer sexy city in England, where old people go to die and leave an ugly record. Fucking so unique.
Here they are, to reflect and reach orgasm.
nice

Love Bogumil

Here they is:

 

Russ, that is no place to tinkle your Ivories.
Bogumil recently re-design his living room to modern high standard. It look just like this now.
Balony, ja po prostu kocham Ballons i co możesz z nimi zrobić.
The barren lady looks on, while the old man gets jiggy with the family dog and girl reads porno magazine. English perverts! Perverted filth, makes me so mad.
What is so majical of Val Doonican. Is it that hides in the white rabbit in a hat?
Hello Sexy Man?!
Yaya Yay - 'Happy Hammond', always happy, better sales than 'Suicidal Steinway', or 'Wanker's Wurlizter'.
More Happy instrumentation, this time More Happy Piano.
Thank for him, he was a blind man, or he could have seen this puking album cover!
Cowboy and Country Western peoples, scultped from Dog Pooings?
Harry, man of Bogumil dreams, nightmares, that grin, that grin, that grin, go away.
Love is like Violin? In your case probably out of tune and catching in your extreme mutton chop businesses in 70s causing screechy nasty.
He is man all out of love and needing.
Who this rare Pussy cat band on Sonet records, new one to Bogumil. Helping me?
Dad, is that you. Suffering from Potato only diet. I recognise?
Just sad.
Please take your wing out my ass bird.
Oooh Betty, Polish Franking Spencer,,, what a gay day, sorry wrong sitting comedy.
What style is Jimmy Noon style is this gurning old man style Jimmy Noon?
It's not unusual
Rudolf the scary hand pervert had a very shiny sztywne jeden.
Afterwards I make sweet organ music for you.
This one ugly Lp cover exactly, but it classic so showing you this lp cover actually. You can see her Brasil nuts if you look close.
Welcome to my couch, yes and I will try to avoid your brain as it looks like it is considerably crazy in this time.

And that my friends as they say in showbiz, is all the fat lady sings today. Thank you for watching another Bogumil, more come soon.

Thanks,

Bogumil.

Charity Shops & Over-Priced Records – A Message to you Doreen!


Little old Lady Who?

In recent years every little old lady has come to think that she’s a record dealer; at least that is how it appears when you’re trying to buy something halfway interesting in what the Americans call a ‘thrift store’ and the Brits call a ‘Charity Shop’.

Check your grades Granny!

Some idiot at head office gave them a copy of the Rare Record Collector but forgot to tell them about the grading system with a sliding scale of value against condition to be seen at the rear of the guide.

Why do they think that every record is in perfect condition? I know that sight fails in older age, but scratched to hell and ripped to shit are two grades even Helen Keller could have understood surely! I know I’m not being very generous of spirit, but guess what, it annoys the hell out of me. Once I was able to use this source to fund my own collecting, but no longer.

In the past

Once upon a time you could toddle off to your local town and trawl through countless Jim Reeves, Slim Whitman, My Fair Lady, Demis Roussos, Leo Sayer, Clayderman, and other musical dung heap inhabitants’ Lps to hopefully find something interesting or perhaps something you knew others wanted and you could turn a small collection enhancing profit on. However, that’s all changed.

The worst of it is, they haven’t a clue that:~

1. That Lp hasn’t sold for that sort of price since 1991

2. The Vinyl or the cover or both are not in Mint condition so it won’t ever sell for your asking price of £40; a member of the public will just laugh at the price and someone who wants it and knows it might be worth the asking price but only rarely and only in perfect condition won’t buy it… and the worst of it is the shop will probably send it to landfill when it doesn’t sell.

A Message to you Doreen (and Edith and Ethel)

All the time this prevents me and people like me from turning a slight profit and being able to use those funds to continue buying what we are really interested in elsewhere by funding our obsession with the occasional Charity Shop find and other sources.

To boot you are throwing away some rare music that would sell if only you knew what you were doing; not attempting to flog said lps on the basis of some half arsed notion of what you think it’s worth, based on misinformation in the Rare Record Collector.

The RRC

The RRC has never been accurate, in fact they allude to this on the front cover, IT SAYS – GUIDE!!!!

Prices are changing every day, those Cliff Richard tunes that it said were worth £5 each in the 2010 edition aren’t worth 10p for twenty today, try selling them and you’ll find that out super quick. 60s pop has not held it’s price and it’s worth has plummeted in the last 5 years; but try telling that to the little old lady who has been told to use the guide and has priced something you might like at £4.98 over what anyone half sane would try to sell it for. And then (sorry to go back to this) when you actually do look at it, it’s not MINT and yet they’ve graded it so, having never been alerted to the rear of the book or read the intro for that matter.

The rarer find

I’ve used and tried using charity shop finds to finance my own collecting for years, but that little source has all but dried up because of the stupidity I refer to above.

Once you could find a rare Don Rendell and Ian Carr Lp for 75p and flog it for £175 to fund your Jamaican music collecting, and occasionally you might find an interesting Caribbean musical item, Amalgamated’s Jackpot of Hits and a set of Blind Blake Higgs ART Records Lps both spring to mind as past surprises, but no longer does this state of bliss exist.

Bought in help the Aged for 75p, sold for £175

Oxfam, Help The Aged, Cancer Research, are you are talking the p..s?

Every time you fall across something you know is of interest, when you check the price, you just have to try and laugh and walk away.

For example, I was in a shop in Lewes East Sussex a while back, found a Rare’ish Josh White 10″ Lp on Brunswick, with a badly ripped cover, no inner sleeve and scuff marks a plenty, expecting it to be 50p I took it to the desk.

‘That’ll be £14.99 please’, the old lady record expert vinyl dealing charity shop assistant said…. I just walked away.

What I wanted to say was ‘Don’t you realise that the market for late 50s Folk and Trad Jazz is dead, all the old geezers who once collected it are dying, all the old geezers who had a few tunes and might have sold them to the dealers and collectors are dying, the market is flooded AND this has got a really fucked up cover. Sell it to me for £1 maximum because I’m probably one of only three people who know who Josh White was in the whole of this town anyway! Josh White isn’t even ‘that’ roots, he was a bit cross-over and this Brunswick Lp is no where near as rare as the stuff he did on Melodisc. AND the RRC is way off the mark, stop reading the fucking thing!

If I had some hair I’d pull it out!